Saturday, October 9, 2010

Why 559?

Jill Prophet
Yes 559, she is one of those little white hoes thats on every black guys booty call list in the 559. I personally feel bad for the boyfriend she's got now. And if your reading this bud, for the love of god please get checked. It's the environmentally safe thing to do. And Jill, I hear your known to swoop on your friends little boyfriends while there together? Not the nicest thing to do young lady. Na for real though, you can unzip my pants with your mouth any day... Your fine, I'll give you that.

  Jazzy Verdugo
I would like to start this off by saying you are fine, however a bitch that cheats( boyfriends best friend I've been told) is never worth it. Second, while cheating do not proceed to cheat while in the gym spa, puplic means people can see you. And third, why do you look like you just got cummed on? Wipe that shit off and start acting like a lady; stop cheating one, close your legs two, oh and you missed a spot three.

Sarah Fornier
So how coked out are you here? Like really find a limit. That cellulite ass is looking pretty fine compared to that 
burger puss of yours. Can i order a triple stack... whats that you only serve quads? Thats some wear and tear. 
So you and your sister fucked Kyle Kelly, imagine both of you sluts getting knocked up Kyle! You could all move in together and be a big old family. I would like to be nice and say i would fuck the shit out of  you, but honestly I wouldn't, I don't want my shit to fall off! HIV is transferable you slut. On the real tho if you have fucked this girl get your shit checked. Please.


 Frank Yukich
Lets start this pic off with the 559 thief of the year. Frank will snake his best friend if he had to, as long as he has a  nice phone 
and at least twenty bucks in his pocket, he'll do anything. Do not fall asleep near this clepto, or even let him in your house if you were smart.  And that nose isn't only big enough to be jammed up Xander's ass all damn day, its also for massive cocaine intake. Shits dangerous dude. Lay off the blow a little and quit stealin shit. Its not the right path homie.
Jacob Lomeli
Alright, too many requests for this kid. I hear you think your pretty tough shit wanting to be an MMA fighter and all. I hear you've had some decent fights, however with kids smaller than you bro? And you get down with your homies girls? On numerous occasions... guys, don't let this douchebag near your girls! They'll probablly get infected or somethin. I think we all saw your recent facebook post about you gettin your ass kicked yesterday. About damn time. Time for you to graduate and try to get the fuck outa the 559 just to save everyone a little peace.
Steve Cibrian
Bro lay off the roids. Your shits gunna shrivel up and you won't have anything to back your fake ass muscles with. And Steven, get some proactiv or something, your pizza face is too noticeable in this picture. I also hear he's another known thief in the county. To many shady people 559.